Two small-town Texas farmers were looking at an ‘Amazon catalog’ and admiring the models.
One says to the other, “Have you seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?”
The second one replies, “Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!”
The first one says, with wide eyes, “Wow, they aren’t very expensive, at this price, I’m buying one.”
The second farmer smiles and pats him on the back. “Good idea! Order one and if she’s as beautiful as she is in the catalog, I will get one too.”
Three weeks later, the youngest farmer asks his friend, “Did you ever receive the girl you ordered from the Amazon catalog?”
The second farmer replies, “No, but it shouldn’t take long now. I got her clothes yesterday!”