Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day I went downtown and went to browse inside an antique store.
I was only in there for about ten minutes and when I came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
I went up to him and said, “Come on, man, how about giving a retired person a break?”
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.
I told him, someday he will be old enough to retire, and you will regret this!”
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So I told him what he is doing will surely land him in hell!”
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.
Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for another 10 minutes.
The more I talked, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally, I didn’t care. I parked across the street!