Why did I get divorced, you ask?
Well, last week was my birthday.
My wife didn’t get me a present and didn’t even wish me a happy birthday.
My parents forgot and so did my kids.
I went to work and even my co-workers didn’t wish me a happy birthday.
As I entered my office, my secretary said, “Happy birthday, boss!”
That moment, I felt so special.
She then asked me out for lunch.
After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.
We went there and she said, “Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?”
“Okay,” I said.
She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake.
My wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues were there yelling, “SURPRISE!”
… while I was waiting on the sofa… naked.