I know it’s late notice but a friend of mine has two tickets for the Super Bowl at State Farm Stadium in Glendale, Arizona.

They are box seats and he paid $3,500 per ticket, which includes the ride to and from the airport, lunch, dinner, a $400 bar tab and a pass to the winner’s locker room after the game.

What he didn’t realize when he bought them last year was it’s on the same day as his WEDDING.

If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.

It’s at St Mark’s Catholic Church at 3pm

Her name is Ashley. She is 5’4”, about 115 pounds, a good cook, loves to fish and hunt and will clean your truck.

She’ll be the one in the white dress.