There were four University sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an “A” so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend

Jake and Tim entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking around, Tim stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, Tim said

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup, and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted.

Fred came home from college in tears. “Mom, am I adopted?” “No of course not,” replied his mother. “Why would you think such a thing?”

Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of

Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven. Upon arrival, they discover the most beautiful golf course they have ever seen. 

She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. The woman found

My kid: I feel like you’re always making up rules and stuff. Me: Like what? My kid: Like if I don’t clean my room …

An older, white-haired balding man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful girl at his side. He told the jeweler he

Larry’s been drinking at a bar all night. When he stands up to leave, he falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one