Beverly is 90 years old and has been playing golf every day since she retired 25 years ago. One afternoon, she comes home looking downcast.

I went to KFC to get the kids something to eat. They wanted the kid’s meal with the leg, so I said, “Kid’s meal with

Ma and Pa were two old hillbillies living on a farm up in the hills. One day, Pa discovered that the hole under the outhouse

An elderly man owned a large farm for several years and he had a large pond on the far end of his property. It was

The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a “surrogate father” to start their family. On the day the proxy father was

A couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “seniors’ special” was two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $2.99. “Sounds good,” the

Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, are reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use

A man stepped out to the street and flagged down a passing taxi. As he got in, the cabbie smiled and said, “Perfect timing! You’re

The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: “The tender one.” “The amazing one.” “Lady of my dreams.” She got angry and called

I have no idea who she is, where she came from, or how she got in. I certainly did not invite her. All I know