During my check-up I asked the Doctor, “Do you think I’ll live a long, healthy life?” She replied, “I doubt it … somehow … Mercury

My boss was honest with me today. He pulled up to work with his sweet new car this morning and I complimented him on it.

A Stranger walks into a Ma and Pa store and spots a sign: “Danger! Beware of the Dog.” As he enters, he sees a harmless

When a burglar breaks into a home, they do so know that there is a possibility they’ll get caught. In the following joke, a burglar

A rich man threw a party at his mansion. It was of extravagant proportions. Hundreds of guests filled his enormous abode to mingle and drink

A cowboy, who just moved to Montana from Texas, walks into a bar and orders three mugs of Bud. He sits in the back of

Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the

After 17 years of marriage, a man dumped his wife for a younger woman. The luxury home on the beach was in his name and

A minister concluded that his church was getting into serious financial troubles. Coincidentally, while checking the church storeroom, he discovered several cartons of new bibles.

During late spring one year, a blond was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through the water,