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Beverly is 90 years old and has been playing golf every day since she retired 25 years ago. One afternoon, she comes home looking downcast.
Beverly is 90 years old and has been playing golf every day since she retired 25 years ago. One afternoon, she comes home looking downcast.
I went to KFC to get the kids something to eat. They wanted the kid’s meal with the leg, so I said, “Kid’s meal with
Ma and Pa were two old hillbillies living on a farm up in the hills. One day, Pa discovered that the hole under the outhouse
An elderly man owned a large farm for several years and he had a large pond on the far end of his property. It was
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a “surrogate father” to start their family. On the day the proxy father was
A couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “seniors’ special” was two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $2.99. “Sounds good,” the
Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, are reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use
A man stepped out to the street and flagged down a passing taxi. As he got in, the cabbie smiled and said, “Perfect timing! You’re
The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: “The tender one.” “The amazing one.” “Lady of my dreams.” She got angry and called
I have no idea who she is, where she came from, or how she got in. I certainly did not invite her. All I know