Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her grandmother and comfort her. When

He sat next to a woman and ordered champagne. The woman said: “How strange, I also just ordered a glass of champagne.” “What a coincidence,”

The IRS decides to audit Grandpa and summons him to the IRS office. The auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his attorney.

There were four University sophomores taking chemistry and all of them had an “A” so far. These four friends were so confident that the weekend

Jake and Tim entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking around, Tim stole 3 chocolate bars. As they left the store, Tim said

An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup, and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he boasted.

Fred came home from college in tears. “Mom, am I adopted?” “No of course not,” replied his mother. “Why would you think such a thing?”

Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of

Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven. Upon arrival, they discover the most beautiful golf course they have ever seen. 

She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. The woman found