Mildred, the church gossip and self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose into other people’s business. Several members did not approve of

Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven. Upon arrival, they discover the most beautiful golf course they have ever seen. 

She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. The woman found

My kid: I feel like you’re always making up rules and stuff. Me: Like what? My kid: Like if I don’t clean my room …

An older, white-haired balding man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful girl at his side. He told the jeweler he

Larry’s been drinking at a bar all night. When he stands up to leave, he falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one

Will and Sally, a young couple, got married and went happily on their honeymoon. When they got back, Sally immediately phoned her mother and her

Why did I get divorced, you ask? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn’t get me a present and didn’t even wish me

A magician was working on a cruise ship in the Caribbean. The audience would be different each week, so the magician allowed himself to do

A father put his three-year-old daughter to bed, told her a story, and listened to her say her prayers, which she ended by saying “God