An arrogant professor boarded a plane and took his seat ( with his computer on his lap) beside an elderly man quietly flipping through a

A salesman returns from his assignment in Saudi Arabia, looking utterly defeated. Seeing his face, a friend asks, “Why the long face?” The salesman groans.

“Wow, that looks deep,” one says. The other nods. “Sure does. Toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is.” They pick

A woman ran a red light and smashed straight into a man’s car. Metal crunched. Glass shattered. Both vehicles were completely destroyed. And yet—miraculously—neither of

After 20 years of marriage, Dave’s wife decides to do something wild for his birthday — she takes him to a strip club! She figures

A man was in desperate need of a road painter, so he hired a blonde for the job. The instructions were simple: paint the yellow

When a wealthy rancher passed away, he left his entire estate to his devoted wife. She was smart, strikingly beautiful, and determined to keep the

During a youth hockey game, the coach knelt beside one of his 7-year-old players during a break and asked gently, “Hey buddy, do you know

A man checks into a hotel. The computer was in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. He accidentally typed

Dear Readers, Let me start by saying that what you’re about to read is 100% true. Every bruise, every gash, every ounce of my lost