A couple went to breakfast at a restaurant where the “seniors’ special” was two eggs, bacon, hash browns, and toast for $2.99. “Sounds good,” the

Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, are reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use

A man stepped out to the street and flagged down a passing taxi. As he got in, the cabbie smiled and said, “Perfect timing! You’re

The wife checked her husband’s phone and found these names: “The tender one.” “The amazing one.” “Lady of my dreams.” She got angry and called

I have no idea who she is, where she came from, or how she got in. I certainly did not invite her. All I know

A woman went shopping and, at the checkout, opened her purse to pay. The cashier noticed a TV remote inside and, curious, asked, “Do you

Two old friends, Bob and Charlie, were out enjoying a round of golf on a sunny morning. As they made their way to the next

An old farmer drove to a neighbor’s farm and knocked at the door. A boy, about 14, opened the door. The farmer asked, “Is your

A man was reading the paper when an ad caught his eye. It loudly announced, “$500 Porsche!” The man thought that it was very unusual

A housewife approached her husband with an issue with the pantry door; “Hey babe, can you check the door , it keeps getting stuck.  He