I got pulled over on the way back home from grabbing McDonald’s with my niece. I was going maybe 12 mph over the speed limit. 

A man from out of town accidentally drove his car into a deep ditch on a country road. Fortunately, a farmer happened to pass by

Bob was thrilled when his company gave him a free ticket to the Super Bowl!  But his excitement faded when he arrived, his seat was way

He enters a confessional booth, sits down, but say nothing. The priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to

Two men are sitting down while waiting for a bus and are engaged in an animated conversation. The lady sitting at the other end of

A Marine stationed in Afghanistan received a “Dear John” letter from his girlfriend back home. It read as follows: Dear Ricky, I can no longer

Juan rides up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He’s got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, “What’s

The Officer never had a chance with a senior like Margaret. A police officer pulled over an elderly woman named Margaret for speeding. She rolled

A blonde woman bought herself a brand-new Mercedes and was thrilled to drive it around. Everything was perfect, except for one major issue. During the

An unhappy biker walks into a bar, sits at the counter and orders a drink. “Charlie, pour me a strong one. Just had another fight