“Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent out my room, throw all my clothes out the window. Pawn my TV, stereo, Iphone, Ipad, and my laptop,
It was Christmas time, and a kindergarten teacher was receiving gifts from her students. The florist’s son handed her a box. “I bet I know
A politician running for office visits a small rural town and says to the mayor, “I want to help you. What are your needs?” “We
Back in my day, I went to the store with a $1 and came back with two bags of chips, one carton of milk and
A maid demands a raise from the lady of the house. Lady: So, what did you have in mind? Maid: I would like to have
At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home. Anxious all night, he decides to try for that important
A man brings his buddy home for dinner, unannounced at 7:30pm after work. His wife begins screaming at him and his friend just sits and
A Texas Trooper stops a Harley rider for traveling faster than the posted speed limit: He asks the old biker his name. “Fred.” He replies.
After a long while, I caught up with some old friends. We all grew up in the same neighborhood. It was fun catching up. We