Therapist: Do you feel dominated by your wife? Wife: No, he doesn’t!

Once upon a time, there was a king who decided to go fishing. Before setting off, he called the royal weather forecaster and asked for

Grandpa to Grandson: Go hide, I see your Teacher coming and you missed school today! Grandson to Grandpa: No, you go hide, I told her

My husband pissed me off, and that poor soul thinks he’s just gonna watch tv in peace in the living room. So, I downloaded the

Two guys left the bar after a long night of drinking, jumped in the car and started it up. After a couple of minutes, an

An 84-year-old man is having a drink in Johnnie’s Bar. Suddenly a gorgeous girl enters and sits down a few seats away. The girl is

A 5 year old girl went to visit her grandmother one day. She played with her dolls as Grandma dusted the furniture. At one point,

Alexa is studying you. The fact is that your Echo, Dot, or Show is always eavesdropping. Alexa keeps a record of what it hears every time an Echo speaker activates. 

One man pulls out his phone and shows the other man a photo of his girlfriend. “Isn’t she beautiful? he asks. The second man responds,

Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: Certainly not! There’s no proof of it. Boss: Well, there is now. After you left early