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At her 80-year-old checkup, Mrs. Smith’s new doctor was reviewing her medications and stopped dead in his tracks when he saw her prescription for birth

Paul woke up with a huge hangover after attending his company’s Christmas party. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As

After a long day of navigating the chaos of her office and battling traffic, Maria finally stepped onto the crowded metro, hoping to zone out

A man walks into a police station in tears and goes to the sergeant at the desk. Husband: “My wife is missing. Yesterday she went

Tractor Salesman A farmer walks into a bar and sees the local tractor salesman, John, sitting there looking miserable, head down, drink in hand. “What’s

An elderly couple were sitting outdoors at a cafe when they noticed an old man who seemed to be having trouble crossing the street with

A man and wife enter a dentist’s office. The wife says, “I need a tooth pulled. No gas or Novocain! I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull

A Department of Water Resources representative stops at a Texas ranch and talks to the old rancher. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect