
Retired but keeping things interesting
Working people often ask retired folks how they keep their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, my wife Maria and I went downtown
Working people often ask retired folks how they keep their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, my wife Maria and I went downtown
Old Johnny, a seasoned biker, walked into a motorcycle showroom and spotted the perfect bike he’d been dreaming of. He asked the salesman to hold
One bright morning, a little old lady opened her front door to find a sharply dressed young man standing there, proudly holding a shiny new
A husband and wife were strolling through the grocery store, filling their cart with essentials, when the husband casually grabbed a case of Budweiser and
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wheel-borrow load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey,
Scene: The Boss’s Office Boss: (shouting) Little Johnny, get in here right now! Little Johnny: Yes, sir! Boss: I just saw you arguing with a
Doctor: What’s your problem, sir? Husband: I’m tired of work, there’s so much pressure. Doctor: What is your job, sir? Husband: An accountant in a
Last night we went to a Christmas party. We had a few drinks, followed by a few more drinks, followed by a few shots and
A plane is on its way from San Antonio, Texas to Hollywood, California, when a blond in economy class gets up and moves to the
A college student asked her 21-year-old roommate, “So, how did your blind date go?” “Terrible!” the roommate exclaimed. “He showed up in a 1932 Rolls