An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with a “Heart of the Ocean necklace, diamond earrings, emerald

A Christian guy named Bill saw an ad posted online about a Christian horse. So, he went to check it out. The horse’s owner said,

Lauren was lying in bed one night when she felt her husband’s hand caressing her neck. Then his hand slid down her side, stopping at

A man calls Pizza Hut to order a pizza. Caller: Is this Pizza Hut? Google: No sir, it’s Google Pizza. Caller: I must have called

An atheist was seated next to a older cowboy on an airplane and he turned to the cowboy and said, “Do you want to talk?

Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was making her rounds. She was visiting home bound patients when she ran out of

Little Johnny’s mother stops to watch her son read the Bible to their cat. “isn’t that sweet?” she says. But a hour later, she hears

An elderly lady was telling her friend that she had recently joined an aerobics class for seniors at the local fitness center. “How did it

One weekend Joe was enticed to go skiing with an old acquaintance, Bob. They loaded up Bob’s truck and headed into the mountains. After driving

Oh, he can … An elderly gentleman who had had serious hearing problems for a number of years went to the doctor to be fitted