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A blond woman visited with her husband in prison. Before leaving, she tells a correction officer: “You shouldn’t make my husband work like that. He

My grandfather told me that he saw the Titanic. And from the beginning he warned all the people that the ship would sink, but nobody

A guy took his girlfriend to her first American football game. They had great seats near their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her

One day, two guys Frank and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge they’re fishing by, and Bob takes off his

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An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with a “Heart of the Ocean necklace, diamond earrings, emerald

A Christian guy named Bill saw an ad posted online about a Christian horse. So, he went to check it out. The horse’s owner said,

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A man calls Pizza Hut to order a pizza. Caller: Is this Pizza Hut? Google: No sir, it’s Google Pizza. Caller: I must have called