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Clever Mary Ann

Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was making her rounds. She was visiting home bound patients when she ran out of

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JOHNNY’S BAPTISM

Little Johnny’s mother stops to watch her son read the Bible to their cat. “isn’t that sweet?” she says. But a hour later, she hears

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Nine Months Later

One weekend Joe was enticed to go skiing with an old acquaintance, Bob. They loaded up Bob’s truck and headed into the mountains. After driving

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The Ventriloquist

A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. He’s telling a dumb-blonde joke when a young platinum-haired beauty jumps to her feet. “What

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Your Horse Called

Whack! Right in the head with a frying pan! “What’s that for?” the husband shouts. “That, his wife says, “was for the piece of paper

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Oops!

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found an elderly man already dressed and sitting

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Counting Nuts

Just outside the San Antonio city limits, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.  One day, two boys filled up

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