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The Ventriloquist

A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap. He’s telling a dumb-blonde joke when a young platinum-haired beauty jumps to her feet. “What

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Your Horse Called

Whack! Right in the head with a frying pan! “What’s that for?” the husband shouts. “That, his wife says, “was for the piece of paper

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Oops!

Hospital regulations require a wheelchair for patients being discharged. However, while working as a student nurse, I found an elderly man already dressed and sitting

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Counting Nuts

Just outside the San Antonio city limits, there was a big, old pecan tree just inside the cemetery fence.  One day, two boys filled up

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Three Bikers

Three rough-looking bikers stomp into a truck stop where a grizzled old-timer is having breakfast. One of the bikers extinguishes his cigarette in the old

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Lipstick Stains

In an all-girls high school, there was a clever janitor. One day, he was quietly doing one of his jobs, cleaning the bathroom, when he

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Passengers Were Shocked

When the Pilot shouted “OMG” on the intercom After a Delta Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: “Ladies and Gentlemen, this

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