My grandfather told me that he saw the Titanic. And from the beginning he warned all the people that the ship would sink, but nobody

A guy took his girlfriend to her first American football game. They had great seats near their team’s bench. After the game, he asked her

One day, two guys Frank and Bob were out fishing. A funeral service passes over the bridge they’re fishing by, and Bob takes off his

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An elderly woman decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me with a “Heart of the Ocean necklace, diamond earrings, emerald

A Christian guy named Bill saw an ad posted online about a Christian horse. So, he went to check it out. The horse’s owner said,

Lauren was lying in bed one night when she felt her husband’s hand caressing her neck. Then his hand slid down her side, stopping at

A man calls Pizza Hut to order a pizza. Caller: Is this Pizza Hut? Google: No sir, it’s Google Pizza. Caller: I must have called

An atheist was seated next to a older cowboy on an airplane and he turned to the cowboy and said, “Do you want to talk?

Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was making her rounds. She was visiting home bound patients when she ran out of