Almost Over
A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s
A lady was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine. Suddenly, she burst out laughing. “Listen to this,” she said. “There’s
Working people often ask retired folks how they keep their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day, my wife Maria and I went downtown
Old Johnny, a seasoned biker, walked into a motorcycle showroom and spotted the perfect bike he’d been dreaming of. He asked the salesman to hold
One bright morning, a little old lady opened her front door to find a sharply dressed young man standing there, proudly holding a shiny new
A husband and wife were strolling through the grocery store, filling their cart with essentials, when the husband casually grabbed a case of Budweiser and
A farm boy accidentally overturned his wheel-borrow load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey,
Scene: The Boss’s Office Boss: (shouting) Little Johnny, get in here right now! Little Johnny: Yes, sir! Boss: I just saw you arguing with a
Doctor: What’s your problem, sir? Husband: I’m tired of work, there’s so much pressure. Doctor: What is your job, sir? Husband: An accountant in a
Last night we went to a Christmas party. We had a few drinks, followed by a few more drinks, followed by a few shots and
A plane is on its way from San Antonio, Texas to Hollywood, California, when a blond in economy class gets up and moves to the