A husband and wife were strolling through the grocery store, filling their cart with essentials, when the husband casually grabbed a case of Budweiser and dropped it in.
“What do you think you’re doing?” the wife asked, narrowing her eyes.
“It’s on sale, just $10 for the whole case,” he said with a hopeful grin.
“We don’t need it,” she replied firmly. “Put it back.”
Reluctantly, the husband sighed and returned the beer to the shelf.
A few aisles later, the wife picked up a small jar of face cream and placed it in the cart.
“What’s that?” the husband asked, crossing his arms.
“It’s my face cream,” she said matter-of-factly. “It makes me look beautiful.”
The husband smirked and quipped, “So does the Budweiser, and it’s half the price.”