A maid demands a raise from the lady of the house.
Lady: So, what did you have in mind?
Maid: I would like to have a Ferrari.
Lady: Why in the world would I get you a Ferrari?
Maid: I cook way better than you do.
Lady: Says who?
Maid: Your husband!
Maid: I clean better than you.
Lady: Says who?
Maid: Your husband. And I’m much better than you in bed than you are.
Lady: DID MY HUSBAND SAY THAT TOO!
Maid: No Miss, the gardener said that.
Lady: …. would you like a red Ferrari?