A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap.

He’s telling a dumb-blonde joke when a young platinum-haired beauty jumps to her feet.

“What gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way? she demands.

“What does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?

Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer out an apology.

“You keep out of this!” she yells.

“I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”