A ventriloquist is performing with his dummy on his lap.
He’s telling a dumb-blonde joke when a young platinum-haired beauty jumps to her feet.
“What gives you the right to stereotype blondes that way? she demands.
“What does hair color have to do with my worth as a human being?
Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to stammer out an apology.
“You keep out of this!” she yells.
“I’m talking to that little jerk on your knee!”