My neighbor is stunning, she’s single, charming, and she lives right across the street. Tonight, as I watched her pull into her driveway after work, I was caught off guard when she suddenly crossed the street and headed straight for my house.
She walked up my driveway, knocked on my door, and when I opened it, there she was, standing with a playful smile that could melt anyone’s heart.
“I just got home,” she began, “and I have this irresistible urge to have a fantastic night, let loose, maybe get a little tipsy, and really enjoy myself. Are you busy?”
Without skipping a beat, I grinned and said, “Not at all, I’m free!”
“Great!” she exclaimed. “Would you mind watching my dog for me?”
And just like that, my evening plans took a wildly unexpected turn.