Lauren was lying in bed one night when she felt her husband’s hand caressing her neck.
Then his hand slid down her side, stopping at her knee, which is as far as her he could reach.
Then he moved closer and he did the same thing on her other side before abruptly stopping and moving away.
Delighted by this unexpected attention, Lauren whispered, “Honey, that was wonderful. Why did you stop?”
He answered, “I found the remote.”