Doctor: What’s your problem, sir?
Husband: I’m tired of work, there’s so much pressure.
Doctor: What is your job, sir?
Husband: An accountant in a bank.
Doctor: What is your wife’s job?
Husband: Don’t work, she’s just a housewife.
Doctor: Who wakes you up and your children and makes breakfast for you and them in the morning?
Husband: My wife because she’s not working.
Doctor: When does your wife wake up and when do you wake up in the morning?
Husband: My wife is at 5 in the morning, and I am at 7 because she is getting the kids ready for school and making breakfast for us.
Doctor: Who drives your kids to school?
Husband: My wife, because she’s not working.
Doctor: What does your wife do after dropping the children to school? And what do you do?
Husband: She returns and prepares lunch; washes clothes and cleans the house.
Then she waits for the return of her children, she is jobless and does not work. And I go to work till 3 pm.
Doctor: In the evening when you come back from work, what do you do sir? And what does your wife do?
Husband: I rest after a hard day’s work.
My wife: She helps the children with their homework and then wakes me up to have tea together.
Doctor: What do you do next and what does your wife do in the evening ?
Husband: I read the daily newspaper and watch the news on the TV.
My wife makes dinner for me and the kids, then she does the dishes, she cleans the house and gets the kids ready for bed.
Doctor: You say your wife’s daily routine from early morning till late night is called “not working?” And without a job? Right now, who needs relief from work pressure, you or her sir?
Husband: “Me?”
Doctor: Sounds to me that your wife should be the one lying here, complaining about work pressure.
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Greetings and appreciation to all “got no job” Mothers in the world.