A Sunday school teacher is concerned that her students might be a little confused about Jesus, so she asks her class, “Where is Jesus today?”
Steven raises his hand and says, “He’s in Heaven..”
Mary answers, “He’s in my heart.”
Jack waves his hand furiously and blurts out, “He’s in our bathroom!”
The surprised teacher asks Jack how he knows this.
Well Jack says, “every morning my father gets up, bangs on the bathroom door and yells, “Jesus Christ, are you still in there?”