I went to KFC to get the kids something to eat.

They wanted the kid’s meal with the leg, so I said, “Kid’s meal with a leg” and the lady says, “which side?”

Me – * complete silence as I heavily contemplate such an odd question*

I guess the right side, I don’t know what the difference is.”

After several moments of laughter she says, “no honey, which side do you want to go with the leg?

“Mashed potatoes or wedges.”

Jesus take the wheel; it’s been a long day.