One morning at a doctor’s office a patient arrives complaining of serious back pain.

The doctor examines him and asks him” OK, what happened to your back?”

The patient replies “You know that I work for a local night club?

This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom.

On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open.

I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone.

As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself.

I grabbed the apartment fridge and threw it at him, “That’s how I strained my back.”

A 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.

The doctor said “My previous patient looked bad, but you look terrible.

What happened to you?”

He replied, “You know I have been unemployed for a while now.

Today was the first day at my new job.

I forgot to set my alarm and was running late.

I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won’t believe it but I was hit by a fridge.”

Soon after, a 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two patients.

The doctor is shocked at how injured he was.

Again he asks, “What happened to you?”

“Well I was hiding in an apartment fridge & someone threw it from the 3rd floor”.