A man and his wife were driving along, chatting.
The wife asked, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”
He thought for a moment and replied, “Well, yes, I think I would.”
The wife fell silent, clearly not thrilled. After a while, she asked, “If you did remarry, would you give her my jewelry?”
“Well, yes, I suppose I would,” he answered.
Now even less pleased, she pondered quietly before asking, “Would you give her my handbags too?”
“Sure, I think I would,” he said.
Frowning, she pressed on. “What about my golf clubs?”
He quickly replied, “No.”
Surprised, she asked, “Why not?”
“Because she’s left-handed.”