At 85 years old, she decided to treat herself to a night in a luxurious hotel. The next morning, as she checked out, the receptionist handed her a bill for $450.
Stunned, she frowned and said, “$450 for one night? That’s outrageous! I didn’t even have breakfast!”
The desk clerk politely explained, “That’s our standard rate, ma’am.”
Unsatisfied, she crossed her arms. “I want to speak to the manager!”
The manager arrived shortly, with all smiles and professional charm. “Good morning, ma’am. Is there an issue?”
“There certainly is!” she exclaimed. “This hotel is nice, but $450 for one night. I didn’t use any of your fancy amenities!”
The manager, unflustered, began to explain. “Ma’am, our rate reflects the value of our world-class facilities. We have an Olympic-sized pool and a state-of-the-art conference center, all at your disposal.”
“But I didn’t use them!” she shot back.
“Perhaps not,” he replied smoothly, “but they were available to you.”
He went on, highlighting the live entertainment provided by top-tier performers. “Guests here enjoy the finest shows from talent around the world.”
“I didn’t see any shows!” she retorted.
“Maybe not,” he said with a calm smile, “but they were available to you.”
This back-and-forth continued, with the manager justifying the rate by listing amenities she hadn’t used.
Finally, with a deep sigh, she took out her checkbook, scribbled something down, and handed it to the manager.
When he glanced at it, his expression shifted. “Ma’am, this is a check for only $50!”
“That’s right,” she replied with a mischievous grin. “I’m charging you $400 for sleeping with me.”
The manager’s face turned crimson. “But I didn’t!” he stammered.
“Well,” she said, her eyes sparkling, “too bad. I was here, and you could have.”
Moral of the story: Never underestimate the sharp wit of a senior citizen!