Whack! Right in the head with a frying pan!
“What’s that for?” the husband shouts.
“That, his wife says, “was for the piece of paper I found – with the name Laurie Sue on it.”
“But, dear,” he says, “that was just the name of the horse I bet on when I went to the track.”
“Okay,” she says, “I’ll let it go … this time.”
Two weeks later – whack!
“Now what?” he wails.
“Your horse called.”